Freebsd Fortunes 3

Cold hands, no gloves.

Cole's Law:
        Thinly sliced cabbage.

COLLABORATION:
        A literary partnership based on the false
        assumption that the other fellow can spell.

COLLEGE:
        The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.

College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the
faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if
the trustees played.  There would be a great increase in broken arms,
legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the
loss to humanity.
                -- H.L. Mencken

COLORADO:
        Where they don't buy M & M's, 'cause they're so hard to peel.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Column 1                Column 2                Column 3

0. integrated           0. management           0. options
1. total                1. organizational       1. flexibility
2. systematized         2. monitored            2. capability
3. parallel             3. reciprocal           3. mobility
4. functional           4. digital              4. programming
5. responsive           5. logistical           5. concept
6. optional             6. transitional         6. time-phase
7. synchronized         7. incremental          7. projection
8. compatible           8. third-generation     8. hardware
9. balanced             9. policy               9. contingency

        The procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number, then select
the corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance, number 257 produces
"systematized logistical projection," a phrase that can be dropped into
virtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.  "No
one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about," says Broughton,
"but the important thing is that they're not about to admit it."
                -- Philip Broughton, "How to Win at Wordsmanship"

Colvard's Logical Premises:
        All probabilities are 50

.
Either a thing will happen or it won't.

Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary:
        This is especially true when
        dealing with someone you're attracted to.

Grelb's Commentary:
        Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.