Freebsd Fortunes 3

Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
        A block grant is a solid mass of money
        surrounded on all sides by governors.

BALLISTOPHOBIA:
        Fear of bullets;
OTOPHOBIA:
        Fear of opening one's eyes.
PECCATOPHOBIA:
        Fear of sinning.
TAPHEPHOBIA:
        Fear of being buried alive.
SITOPHOBIA:
        Fear of food.
TRICHOPHOBIA:
        Fear of hair.
VESTIPHOBIA:
        Fear of clothing.

BALTIMORE:
        A wharf-rat stealing Diogenes' lamp.

Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.

Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
        The hippo has no sting, but the wise
        man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.

Barach's Rule:
        An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience:
        (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
            and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
        (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
            to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.

Barker's Proof:
        Proofreading is more effective after publication.

BAROMETER:
        An ingenious instrument which indicates
        what kind of weather we are having.