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Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime.

        Mathematician's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  By induction, all
                odd numbers are prime.
        Physicist's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is experimental
                error.  11 is prime.  13 is prime ...
        Engineer's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is prime.
                11 is prime.  13 is prime ...
        Computer Scientists's Proof:
                3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime...

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
                -- Shakespeare

Conscience is defined as the thing that hurts
when everything else feels great.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

CONSENT DECREE:
        A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
        in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
        never admitted to in the first place.

Conservative:
        One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
                -- Leo C. Rosten

Conservative, n:
        A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished
        from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
                -- Professor in the UCB physics department