Freebsd Fortunes 3

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."

Before really embarking on a sizeable project, in particular before
starting the large investment of coding, try to kill the project
first.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, EWD1308

Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.

Before you ask more questions, think about whether
you really want to know the answers.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"

Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
        "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"

Beggars should be no choosers.
                -- John Heywood

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.