Freebsd Fortunes 3

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
                -- John Mason Brown, drama critic

He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
                -- O. Nash, on the perfect husband

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
                -- J.R.R. Tolkien

He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.
                -- Scottish proverb.

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.
                -- B. Franklin

He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.

He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.

He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
                -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"