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GRAVITY:
        What you get when you eat too much and too fast.

Gravity brings me down.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Gray's Law of Programming:
        'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be
        accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.

Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
        'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.
                -- Lao Tsu

Great American Axiom:
        Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his
place of residence.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  April 2, 1751

Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  November 23, 1915

Pancake make-up is invented; most people continue to prefer syrup.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
                -- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein.  They laughed at the Wright Brothers.  But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
                -- Carl Sagan