Freebsd Fortunes 3

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

DATA:
        An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.

DATA:
        Computerspeak for "information".  Properly pronounced
        the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.

David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":

        * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
        * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
        * Hourly motel rates
        * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
        * Didn't just give up right away during World War II
                like some countries we could mention
        * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies
        * Our well-behaved golf professionals
        * Fabulous babes coast to coast

Davis' Law of Traffic Density:
        The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to
        1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.

Davis's Dictum:
        Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.

DAWN:
        The time when men of reason go to bed.

Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.

DEADWOOD:
        Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.

Dealing with failure is easy:
        Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
        You've solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to improve.