Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.  The greatest feeling?
Landing...  Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.

Fog Lamps, n:
        Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts
        of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
        driver's brain is in a fog.  See also "Idiot Lights".

"Follow me around.  I don't care.  I'm serious.  If anybody wants to put a
tail on me, go ahead.  They'd be very bored."
                -- Gary Hart, announcing his presidential candidacy,
                   commenting on rumors of womanizing.

Foolproof Operation:
        No provision for adjustment.

Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.

Football builds self-discipline.  What else would induce
a spectator to sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?

Football combines the two worst features of American life.
It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
                -- George F. Will, "Men At Work:  The Craft of Baseball"

Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.
                -- Jimmy Breslin

For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.