Freebsd Fortunes 3

HE:     Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE:    What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
                -- Walt Kelley

He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
                -- S. Wright

He didn't run for reelection.  "Politics brings you into contact with all
the people you'd give anything to avoid," he said. "I'm staying home."
                -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegone Days"

He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation
perfectly delightful.
                -- Sydney Smith

He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild
and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned
all hope of ever behaving "normally."
                -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72"

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
                -- Oscar Wilde

He has been known by many names;  the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer,
Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
                -- Stig's Inferno