Freebsd Fortunes 3

Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.

Green light in A.M. for new projects.
Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider
        themselves to be above average drivers.

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full
value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
                -- Mark Twain

Griffin's Thought:
        When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter

Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
        At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.

Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the
groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
                -- Johnny Carson