| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 861 of 2182 |
DALLAS:
The city that chose Astroturf to
keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 862 of 2182 |
Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 863 of 2182 |
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 864 of 2182 |
"Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender laughs anyway!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 865 of 2182 |
Damn braces.
-- William Blake, "Proverbs of Hell"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 866 of 2182 |
Damn, I need a Coke!
-- Dr. William DeVries
[after implanting the first artificial human heart]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 867 of 2182 |
DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 868 of 2182 |
Dark and lonely on a summer night
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
The watchdog barkin'
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window.
Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck
Got no reason,
What the heck?
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my landlord!
-- "Images" by Tyrone Green, SNL
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 869 of 2182 |
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the
opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
-- Oliver Herford
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Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!
-- Princess Leia Organa
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