Freebsd Fortunes 3

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
                -- Samuel Butler

Goda's Truism:
        By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet,
        somebody moves the ends.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school
make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.

Gold, n:
        A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.  It
        is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich
        men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons,
        although gold hasn't done anything to them.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Goldenstern's Rules:
        1.  Always hire a rich attorney.
        2.  Never buy from a rich salesman.

Goldfish... what stupid animals.  Even Wayne Cody stops
eating before he bursts.

Gold's Law:
        If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Gomme's Laws:
        (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
        (2) Time accelerates.
        (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
        -- by Margaret Mitchell

        A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magii LITE(tm)
        -- by O. Henry

        A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
        -- by Ernest Hemingway

        An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

Diary of a Young Girl LITE(tm)
        -- by Anne Frank

        A young girl hides in an attic but is discovered.