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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
                -- Lewis Carroll

Convention is the ruler of all.
                -- Pindar

CONVERSATION:
        A vocal competition in which the one who
        is catching his breath is called the listener.

Conversation enriches the understanding,
but solitude is the school of genius.

Conway's Law:
        In any organization there will always be one person who knows
        what is going on.

        This person must be fired.

Cops never say good-bye.  They're always hoping to see you again in the
line-up.
                -- Raymond Chandler

COPYING MACHINE:
        A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages,
        and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't
        interested in reading them.

Coronation, n:
        The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible
        signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
                -- Goethe

Correspondence Corollary:
        An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half
        your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.