Freebsd Fortunes 3

Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.

Good advice is something a man gives
when he is too old to set a bad example.
                -- La Rouchefoucauld

Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.

Good day for business affairs.
Make a pass at that the new file clerk.

Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.

Good day to deal with people in high places;
particularly lonely stewardesses.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Good evening, gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five.  My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song.  If you would like, I could sing it for you.