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Attorney General Edwin Meese III explained why the Supreme Court's Miranda
decision (holding that subjects have a right to remain silent and have a
lawyer present during questioning) is unnecessary: "You don't have many
suspects who are innocent of a crime.  That's contradictory.  If a person
is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect."
                -- U.S. News and World Report, 10/14/85

AUCTION:
        A gyp off the old block.

Audacity, and again, audacity, and always audacity.
                -- G.J. Danton

audiophile, n:
        Someone who listens to the equipment instead of the music.

Auribus teneo lupum.
[I hold a wolf by the ears.]

AUTHENTIC:
        Indubitably true, in somebody's opinion.

Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children.
                -- Michael Joseph, "Observer"

AUTOMOBILE:
        A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.

Avec!

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.