Freebsd Fortunes 3

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

For three days after death hair and fingernails
continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
                -- Johnny Carson

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
                -- Justin Richardson.

Force has no place where there is need of skill.
                -- Herodotus

"Force is but might," the teacher said--
"That definition's just."
The boy said naught but thought instead,
Remembering his pounded head:
"Force is not might but must!"

Force it!!!
If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway...
No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!

Forecast, n:
        A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
        which the forecaster demands payment in the present.

Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.

Forgetfulness, n:
        A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for
        their destitution of conscience.