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Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex.
Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1522 of 2182 |
Fats Loves Madelyn.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1523 of 2182 |
Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity.
Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.
-- Joe Orton, "Loot"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1524 of 2182 |
FEAR:
What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas license plates.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1525 of 2182 |
Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1526 of 2182 |
Fear is the greatest salesman.
-- Robert Klein
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1527 of 2182 |
feature, n:
A surprising property of a program. Occasionally documented. To
call a property a feature sometimes means the author did not
consider that case, and the program makes an unexpected, though
not necessarily wrong response. See BUG. "That's not a bug, it's
a feature!" A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1528 of 2182 |
Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation
potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally
disadvantaged.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1529 of 2182 |
Feel disillusioned?
I've got some great new illusions, right here!
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Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no,
it's Microsoft!"
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