Freebsd Fortunes 3

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.  A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression
nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would
but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground
nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."
                -- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973

Certainly the game is rigged.
Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
                -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny --
did you ever try buying them without money?
                -- Ogden Nash

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]

CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn

Chairman of the Bored.

Chamberlain's Laws:
        1: The big guys always win.
        2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Champagne don't make me lazy.  Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
                -- Taj Mahal

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France