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"Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 982 of 2182 |
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore
would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying words
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 983 of 2182 |
Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine.
-- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 984 of 2182 |
Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 985 of 2182 |
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 986 of 2182 |
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
-- Don Vonada
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 987 of 2182 |
Dignity is like a flag.
It flaps in a storm.
-- Roy Mengot
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 988 of 2182 |
Dime is money.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 989 of 2182 |
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 990 of 2182 |
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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