Freebsd Fortunes 3

Hanlon's Razor:
        Never attribute to malice
        that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day,
        but always too many days before Saturday.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
        before Saturday.

Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.

happiness, adv:
        An agreeable sensation arising
        from contemplating the misery of another.

happiness, adv:
        Finding the owner of a lost bikini.

Happiness is a hard disk.

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
                -- Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
                -- Ogden Nash