Freebsd Fortunes 3

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.  The greatest feeling?
Landing...  Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.

Fog Lamps, n:
        Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts
        of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
        driver's brain is in a fog.  See also "Idiot Lights".

"Follow me around.  I don't care.  I'm serious.  If anybody wants to put a
tail on me, go ahead.  They'd be very bored."
                -- Gary Hart, announcing his presidential candidacy,
                   commenting on rumors of womanizing.

Foolproof Operation:
        No provision for adjustment.

Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.

Football builds self-discipline.  What else would induce
a spectator to sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?

Football combines the two worst features of American life.
It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
                -- George F. Will, "Men At Work:  The Craft of Baseball"

Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.
                -- Jimmy Breslin

For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.

For a light heart lives long.
                -- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"