Freebsd Fortunes 3

Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
        "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"

Beggars should be no choosers.
                -- John Heywood

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.

Behold the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" -- which
is but a manner of saying,  "Scatter your money and  your attention"; but
the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that
basket!"
                -- Mark Twain

Behold the unborn foetus and
        Weep salt tears crocodilian;
All life is sacred (save, of course,
        An enemy civilian).

Behold the warranty -- the bold print
giveth and the fine print taketh away.

Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and
stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very
opposite applies with the judges.
                -- Beyond the Fringe