Freebsd Fortunes 3

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
                -- Shakespeare

Conscience is defined as the thing that hurts
when everything else feels great.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

CONSENT DECREE:
        A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
        in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
        never admitted to in the first place.

Conservative:
        One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
                -- Leo C. Rosten

Conservative, n:
        A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished
        from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
                -- Professor in the UCB physics department

Consider the following axioms carefully:
        "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz."
        and
        "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."
What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker?  The
thought is frightening.  Is this how God came into being?  Try not to
consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke".

Consider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal
it is which never entrusts its life to one hole only.
                -- Titus Maccius Plautus