Freebsd Fortunes 5

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
                -- P. Denning

On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:

"This isn't right.  This isn't even wrong."
                -- Wolfgang Pauli

On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on
a surtout peur de souffrir ou de faire souffrir.

[One is always a little afraid of love, but
above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.]

On ability:
        A dwarf is small, even if he stands on a mountain top;
        a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.
                -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca, 4BC - 65AD

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- Will Rogers

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one
car looked exactly like his neighbor's.  Stopping hurriedly on the side of
the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris.
        "Listen, mister," a policeman said, holding him back, "I can't let
you come any closer."
        "But that may be my friend, Henry, in there," the anguished man
explained.
        "OK, but it's pretty grisly," the cop cautioned.  "There was a
decapitation."
        The policeman reached into the back seat of the demolished car and
pulled forth the head, holding it at arm's length.  "Is this your friend?"
        "That's not him -- thank heavens," the man said.  "Henry's much
taller."

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the
proposition that all men are created jerks.
                -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.

On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.