Freebsd Fortunes 5

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right
to use the editorial "we".

Only someone with nothing to be sorry for
smiles back at the rear of an elephant.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
                -- Baba Ram Dass

Only the fittest survive. The vanquished acknowledge their unworthiness by
placing a classified ad with the ritual phrase "must sell -- best offer,"
and thereafter dwell in infamy, relegated to discussing gas mileage and lawn
food.  But if successful, you join the elite sodality that spends hours
unpurifying the dialect of the tribe with arcane talk of bits and bytes, RAMS
and ROMS, hard disks and baud rates. Are you obnoxious, obsessed?  It's a
modest price to pay.  For you have tapped into the same awesome primal power
that produces credit-card billing errors and lost plane reservations.  Hail,
postindustrial warrior, subduer of Bounceoids, pride of the cosmos, keeper of
the silicone creed: Computo, ergo sum.  The force is with you -- at 110 volts.
May your RAMS be fruitful and multiply.
                -- Curt Suplee, "Smithsonian", 4/83

Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
                -- Hannah Arendt

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are
busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
                -- Lao Tsu

Only two groups of people fall for flattery -- men and women.

Only two kinds of witnesses exist.  The first live in a neighborhood where
a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything
or even heard a shot.  The second category are the neighbors of anyone who
happens to be accused of the crime.  These have always looked out of their
windows when the shot was fired, and have noticed the accused person standing
peacefully on his balcony a few yards away.
                -- Sicilian police officer

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one
of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.

Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.