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Malek's Law:
        Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

MALPRACTICE:
        The reason surgeons wear masks.

MAN:
        An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he
        is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
        occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species,
        which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest
        the whole habitable earth and Canada.
                -- A. Bierce

Man and wife make one fool.

Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
                -- Wernher von Braun

Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because
he has achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- while
all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good
time.  But, conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were
far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.
                -- D. Adams, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
                -- Fred Allen

Man has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
                -- Lily Tomlin

Man is a military animal,
Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.
                -- P.J. Bailey