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PARANOIA:
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you.
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Paranoia is heightened awareness.
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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
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Paranoid Club meeting this Friday.
Now ... just try to find out where!
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Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D.J. Hicks
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Pardon me while I laugh.
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Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they
didn't have much of anything to do with it.
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Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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