Freebsd Fortunes 5

Pascal Users:
        To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
        death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
                -- Eric Hoffer

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Paster Crosstalk:       What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being
        unclean?  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises...
        All birds of prey, all carrion eaters, fish eaters -- no good, can't
        eat those.  Nothing that does not have both fins and scales.  Most
        CREEPING things...
Alvarado:       How 'bout caterpillars?
P:      A caterpillar doesn't have a backbone.  Nothing without a backbone
        can get in.
A:      How do you know?  You char a caterpillar, it gets real stiff!
P:      Well, I don't think that the Lord meant us to eat CHARRED
        CATERPILLARS!
[...]
P:      The hog, the squirrel... little squirrels.  Who would want to eat
        a LITTLE SQUIRREL?
A:      If you're starving.  If you're starving in the park one day.
P:      You'd probably just CHAR 'em to get 'em stiff, wouldn't ya?
A:      No, you SINGE 'em.  You SINGE 'em and eat 'em.  *I* read about the
        Donner Pass, I know what man does when he's hungry.
P:      Squirrels eating squirrels -- my GOD, that's sick!
A:      That's sick, SURE.  But a MAN eating a squirrel -- that's (heh, heh)
        par for the course, Charlie.
                -- Firesign Theatre

Patch griefs with proverbs.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

patent:
        A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them.

"Pathetic," he said.  "That's what it is.  Pathetic."
(crosses stream)
"As I thought," he said, "no better from *this* side."
                -- Eyeore

Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
                -- Titus Maccius Plautus