| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1366 of 2298 |
Please don't put a strain on our friendship
by asking me to do something for you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1367 of 2298 |
Please don't recommend me to your friends--
it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1368 of 2298 |
PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!
Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer,
emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1369 of 2298 |
Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle,
I sometimes forget which side I'm on.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1370 of 2298 |
Please go away.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1371 of 2298 |
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1372 of 2298 |
Please ignore previous fortune.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1373 of 2298 |
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1374 of 2298 |
Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1375 of 2298 |
Please remain calm, it's no use both of
us being hysterical at the same time.
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