| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1693 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1694 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza. I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1695 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1696 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1697 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1698 of 2298 |
QOTD:
If it's too loud, you're too old.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1699 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1700 of 2298 |
QOTD:
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1701 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1702 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'm just a boy named 'su'..."
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