| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1704 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".
[I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1705 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1706 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1707 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1708 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
stations anymore."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1709 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1710 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1711 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1712 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It's been Monday all week today."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1713 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."
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