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Quack!
Quack!! Quack!!
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Quality control:
Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand
and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
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QUALITY CONTROL:
The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a
production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
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Quantity is no substitute for quality,
but its the only one we've got.
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Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party
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Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me."
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QUARK:
The sound made by a well bred duck.
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Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!
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Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in
exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday. Mannis feels he must
devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might eminate
from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to
Nazi Martin Bormann. A spokesman from the Bormann estate said they are
weighing the odds of a slander suit. Mayor Koch could naturally be
reached for comment, but we chose not to listen.
-- Dennis Miller
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Question:
Man Invented Alcohol,
God Invented Grass.
Whom do you trust?
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