Freebsd Fortunes 5

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students
who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize
it in order to protect themselves.
                -- Lenny Bruce

Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
        Dentists are incapable of asking questions
        that require a simple yes or no answer.

MARRIAGE:
        An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply
        in love and desiring to make a commitment to each other expressing
        that love.  In short, commitment to an institution.

MARRIAGE:
        Convertible bonds.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of
insincerity possible between two human beings.
                -- Vicki Baum

Marriage causes dating problems.

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
                -- Edmond About

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.

Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm
not ready for an institution yet.
                -- Mae West

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
                -- James Garner