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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad,
it's still darn tasty!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2085 of 2298 |
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are
unimportant.
-- Henry Miller
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2086 of 2298 |
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M.C. Reed
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2087 of 2298 |
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the
most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore
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Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is
repeated until infinity.
-- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist
Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines,
1973.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2089 of 2298 |
Sex without love is an empty experience, but,
as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon
how children do not come into the world.
-- Karl Kraus
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2091 of 2298 |
Shah, shah! Ayatulla you so!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2092 of 2298 |
Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight:
always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
-- J.M. Barrie
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