Freebsd Fortunes 5

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail.
It fetched the evening paper, her slippers, and the mail.
She never had a moments peace; the lamb was always on her heels,
And on her feet its head would rest, while she ate her meals.
It followed her to school one day, the devotion never ended.
The lamb waltzed into her history class and Mary got suspended.
The night she went to Senior Prom, she thought she had him beat,
Until she heard a mournful "Baaa" coming from her car's seat.
Oh, Mary had a little lamb, it surely didn't please her.
So for dinner she had lambchops; the rest is in the freezer.
                -- Alma Garcia

Maryann's Law:
        You can always find what you're not looking for.

Maslow's Maxim:
        If the only tool you have is a hammer,
        you treat everything like a nail.

Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
                -- Christopher Hampton

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
                -- Monty Python

Mater artium necessitas.
        [Necessity is the mother of invention].

Maternity pay?  Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
                -- Malcolm Smith

MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
        Please, don't drink and derive.

        Mathematicians
        Against
        Drunk
        Deriving