Freebsd Fortunes 5

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

Some people have parts that are so private
they themselves have no knowledge of them.

Some people live life in the fast lane.
You're in oncoming traffic.

Some people manage by the book, even though they
don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Some people need a good imaginary cure
for their painful imaginary ailment.

Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.

Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best.  Some people say a
rear-engine car handles best.  I say a rented car handles best.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke

Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains.
They say things they haven't even thought of yet.

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.