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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheezy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
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May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may
God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may
he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.
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May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
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May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
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May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
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