Freebsd Fortunes 5

Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?

Meeting:
        An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what
        person or department not represented in the room must solve the
        problem.

meeting, n:
        An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
        department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

MEETINGS:
        A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that
corporations and other large organizations habitually engage
in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
                -- Dave Barry

MEMO:
        An interoffice communication too often written more for
        the benefit of the person who sends it than the person
        who receives it.

MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me.  I
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.

I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played.  I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad."  We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.

I guess some things never leave you.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Memory fault -- brain fried

Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!

Memory fault - where am I?