Freebsd Fortunes 5
fortune: 5 - 14 of 2298 from freebsd fortunes 5
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jan 24, 2022
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 5

Fortune: 5 - 14 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  5 of 2298

Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
                -- Stephen Sondheim
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  6 of 2298

Loose bits sink chips.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  7 of 2298

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
                -- Charles D'Hericault
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  8 of 2298

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
                -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  9 of 2298

Losing your drivers' license is just
God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  10 of 2298

Lost: gray and white female cat.
Answers to electric can opener.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  11 of 2298

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  12 of 2298

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
                -- Frank Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  13 of 2298

Lots of girls can be had for a song.
Unfortunately, it often turns out to be the wedding march.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  14 of 2298

Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go

Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone              Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me never thinks me make it home         Me think of girl constantly
(chorus)                                On the ship I dream she there
                                        I smell the rose in her hair
Me see Jamaica moon above               (chorus, guitar solo)
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again
                -- The real words to The Kingsmen's classic "Louie Louie"
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 5   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  220  221  222  223  224  225  226  227  228  229  230  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes