Freebsd Fortunes 5

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.
                -- Xaviera Hollander

[The world wants to be cheated, so cheat.]

Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot
talk about after dinner.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

Murphy was an optimist.

Murphy's Law is recursive.  Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

Murphy's Law of Research:
        Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.
                -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"

Murphy's Laws:
        (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
        (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks.
        (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.

Murray's Rule:
        Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
                -- Lao Tsu

Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.