Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
                -- Anonymous

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Never buy from a rich salesman.
                -- Goldenstern

Never buy what you do not want
because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
                -- Thomas Jefferson

Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.

Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator.  The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change
into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window.  (Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.)