| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 7 of 2298 |
Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
-- Charles D'Hericault
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 8 of 2298 |
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 9 of 2298 |
Losing your drivers' license is just
God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 10 of 2298 |
Lost: gray and white female cat.
Answers to electric can opener.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 11 of 2298 |
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 12 of 2298 |
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
-- Frank Hubbard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 13 of 2298 |
Lots of girls can be had for a song.
Unfortunately, it often turns out to be the wedding march.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 14 of 2298 |
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me never thinks me make it home Me think of girl constantly
(chorus) On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
Me see Jamaica moon above (chorus, guitar solo)
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again
-- The real words to The Kingsmen's classic "Louie Louie"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 15 of 2298 |
LOVE:
I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 16 of 2298 |
LOVE:
Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.
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