Freebsd Fortunes 5

Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet.
                -- P.E. Trudeau

Lucky, adj:
        When you have a wife and a cigarette
        lighter -- both of which work.

Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.

Lucy:   Dance, dance, dance.  That is all you ever do.
        Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right!  I think I had better think
        of the more important things in life!
        (pause)
        Tomorrow!!

Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
                -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"

LUNATIC ASYLUM:
        The place where optimism most flourishes.

Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
                -- Bergan Evans

Lysistrata had a good idea.

Ma Bell is a mean mother!

MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator?  Never heard of that.