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Nobody shot me.
                -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police
                who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint
                Valentine's Day Massacre.

Only Capone kills like that.
                -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran.
                -- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in order
for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of
their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old.
                -- Lewis Lapham

Nobody takes a bribe.  Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
different.
                -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.
                   O'Brien, instructions to the force.

Nobody wants constructive criticism.
It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.

nohup rm -fr /&

Noise proves nothing.  Often a hen who has
merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
                -- Mark Twain

nolo contendere:
        A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, judge, and I'll never do
        it again."

nominal egg:
        New Yorkerese for expensive.

Noncombatant:
        A dead Quaker.
                -- Ambrose Bierce