Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 29, 2012

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning...
There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew.

If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.
If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.