Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 12, 2013

JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark...
JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said...

In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet...
In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.

Reliable source, n.: The guy you just met.
Reliable source, n.: The guy you just met.