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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday May 24, 2013


Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take...
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword. When...
When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword. When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth century Zen master

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