Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 7, 2013

The limerick, a verse form iniquitous, Has nonetheless been...
The limerick, a verse form iniquitous, Has nonetheless been ubiquitous. Once Congress in session, Declared its suppression, But people got around that by writing the last line with no rhyme or meter.

There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as...
There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon. They were big it is true, But her cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.