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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday May 3, 2013


DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to "fortune" with the fortune you hate most, and we MIGHT make sure it gets expunged.

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first...
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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