Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday December 13, 2020

DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to "fortune" with the fortune you hate most, and we MIGHT make sure it gets expunged.

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're...
You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control. -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"